Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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