Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
the police officer looked at my vomit and told me "milk was a bad choice"
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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