do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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