The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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