Its about making memories worth repressing
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
Randomize
