How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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