How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
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