you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
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