Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Randomize
