No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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