i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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