Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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