On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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