cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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