dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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