I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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