Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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