Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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