So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
dude. I can hear the air.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
