So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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