It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize