god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
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