The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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