i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
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