I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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