Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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