he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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