singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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