last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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