he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Randomize
