Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
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