their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
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