Can Purell be used as lube?
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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