can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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