You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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