I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
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