...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
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