so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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