do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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