I wanna passion pit in your ass
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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