Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I want you more than these girls want KFC
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
i just made my gag reflex go away.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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