Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
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