i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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