Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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