I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
tell me about the fingering
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