This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
Randomize