so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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