Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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