question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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