Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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