I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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