I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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