just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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