Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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