My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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