saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
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