I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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